Dual....:-)
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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