Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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