He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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