don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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