I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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