Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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