She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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