I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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