love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
