bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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