I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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