I'm going to jail i love you
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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