i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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