I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
