people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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