I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize