Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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