my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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