i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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