I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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