Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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