He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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