My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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