Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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