i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Randomize
