There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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