My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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