i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize