oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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