I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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