I wannas sexs uuuuu
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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