People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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