I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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