just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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