Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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