His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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