i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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