Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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