You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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