I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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