for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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