She is in my trunk
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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