at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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