Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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