Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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