I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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