Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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