She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
this is an emotional support booty call
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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