So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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