Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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