butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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