i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
