I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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